Om Rammstein skulle sjunga på svenska....

...... så kunde det bli så här:

Jag har en rymdraket
i mina byxor
en hel bemannad expedition
om jag skjuter mitt på pricken
så kommer jag ändå upp
till din sol

Jag har en stor komet
i mina brallor
neonljus och musiken på
när Rammstein börjar tredje låten
så kommer jag ändå upp
till din sol

Have you ever browsed Staylace?

whot?

hm.....

I guess I´ll have to drop you a link then....


http://www.staylace.com/textarea/originalfiction/mhs_1.htm





It gave me a nice reading - thanks Dani for the great story!

Back in the 80´s you could hear the guy in any Swedish movie ask "was I good?" after having sex with the chick.

Now they´ve stopped asking.

They must have noticed they were no good at all.

I had a dream
unlike Obama´s - mine was weird

Of babies in shopping bags,
of newspapers soaked in pee

- I´m saying it was weird -

Half frozen they were
but I didn´t care
a hot soup was what I needed

- So I went and fixed one -

But look, the book, here
it says it´s nothing wrong
to dream like this - a symbol

- aha, so, well, no assylum yet -

Hush baby, don´t fall from bed
what am I gonna do with you, so wet?

"It speaks of your inner child
I guess it´s not gonna make it long"

what? no, please! I love them both!

Shit, shit shitty shit!
Why the fucking hell do I had to send those two sms to the wrong person?
Why do they all have to be called the same?
I feel as silly as a child... shit!